
… a commercial for a drug you’re taking or will be taking comes on TV and over half the spot is spent explaining all the different side effects and adverse reactions that can happen as a result of taking this pharmaceutical.
I wish I could remember the drug in question but I’ll be damned if the disclaimer/legal jargon didn’t take up half the spot.
… the person you are trying to sue cannot be served papers because sa

id person has no address and because said person is GOD! Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by
The Almighty himself.
… your kids put you up for sale on
Craigslist. Michael Amatrudo, a

51-year-old Madison resident and insurance executive, says in the ad that he's gotten "lots of use out of these guys over the past 50 years, but it's time to move on."
… Viagra doesn’t work and you resort to sticking a reptile down your pants.
… you get arrested for trying to
grope a mouse.

Til next time...

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